BIG 2-1
i turned 21 on the 18th.
on the 19th my dad, step mum, sisters, brother, sister in law, brother in law, and step brother took me out to sushi
and then we went to the clermont.
it wasn't nearly as trashy as i had hoped
but it wasn't classy attoll either.
my dad bought me a lap dance with the hottest girl there
i have never felt so awkard
not because my family was watching, but because i like the pole, not the hole
then i bought my dad a lap dance with the 62 year old crack whore (she really was that old)
and i don't think he's ever felt so awkward
not because his children and wife were watching
but because she was oogalay and kept thrusting her old smelly beaver in his face
got semi drunk
watched the strippers
had a blast
i hear all birthdays are down hill from here, eh?
on the 19th my dad, step mum, sisters, brother, sister in law, brother in law, and step brother took me out to sushi
and then we went to the clermont.
it wasn't nearly as trashy as i had hoped
but it wasn't classy attoll either.
my dad bought me a lap dance with the hottest girl there
i have never felt so awkard
not because my family was watching, but because i like the pole, not the hole
then i bought my dad a lap dance with the 62 year old crack whore (she really was that old)
and i don't think he's ever felt so awkward
not because his children and wife were watching
but because she was oogalay and kept thrusting her old smelly beaver in his face
got semi drunk
watched the strippers
had a blast
i hear all birthdays are down hill from here, eh?