meming out
Everything else was fragmentary, so here you go. Operation Post Every Day This Month is two-thirds over and this is only the second meme, so I don't feel too bad. Via in_the_bottle.
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now.
No bathtub. Soap, however, is KMF Olive Oil unscented
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No.
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Excuse you? I run a tight refrigerator, tyvm.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
No.
5. What would you change about your living room?
Get rid of the fucking piano.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dirty.
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
Canned mushrooms are full of sodium, so no.
8. White or wheat bread?
Wheat, unless it's rye or sourdough.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
The Special K bars my brother takes for snacks to dialysis.
10. What colour is your sofa?
The one on the porch is deep brown with a hint of purple. The one in the basement is floral-wallpaper-ish.
11. What colour or design is on your shower curtain?
A chickadee pair perched on a pine branch.
12. How many plants are in your home?
Uhhh three.
13. How many candles are in your home?
Lots. But with my gram on oxygen we don't light them much.
14. Is your bed made right now?
No. I mostly never make my bed.
15. Electric or standard can opener?
Swing-A-Way 4lyfe.
16. Comet or Soft Scrub?
I can't remember the last time I used either.
17. Is your closet organized?
Exceptionally.
18. What colour is the flashlight that you use the most?
Aluminum with black rubber grips.
19. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Tools, tape, twine, screws, bolts, nuts, nails, tacks, furniture pads.
20. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home.
Plastic. I actually hate glass glasses, unless they're for booze.
21. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
Yes. We go through iced tea like water here, at least a gallon a day.
22. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
At the moment, yeah.
23. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains.
24. How many pillows do you sleep with?
That depends on if you count the ones touching me or also the ones shoved against the wall to keep other things from falling in the crack.
25. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Ugh, no. If it's light, my brain wants to be awake.
26. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
One each in the upstairs bedrooms, plus the kitchen.
27. How often do you vacuum?
Couple times a week on the porch, maybe once a week in the living room.
28. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Plain Oral B.
29. What colour is your toothbrush?
Blue/clear.
30. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yes. It's tire rubber and indestructible. It might be older than me.
31. What is in your oven right now?
Empty baking trays.
32. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Relatively clean.
33. Is there anything under your bed?
Sewing projects, camping mat, coin bagging supplies, spare eczema cream, empty shaving paraphernalia boxes.
34. Chore you hate doing the most?
Dusting. Fucking shoot me.
35. What retro items are in your home?
I don't think it counts as retro if they were bought new and are still in use.
36. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Sadly, no.
37. If you have a yard, who mows it?
Usually me, sometimes my mom.
38. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
Some dog hair, no doubt.
39. How many mirrors are in your home?
Only counting mirrors on walls? Five, I think.
40. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Oh no, I see what you're doing.
41. What colour are your walls?
White, brick, or in my case, a sort of cornflowery blue.
42. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
There's an accent strip in the kitchen.
43. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
No.
44. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Fist One and Fist Two. BAM.
45. What does your home smell like right now?
Dried out summer yard scent blowing through the windows.
46. Fave candle scent?
Subdued stuff. I can't take anything cloying or cinnamon or floral.
47. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Bread and butter slices.
48. Who are in the pictures you display?
Family and travel pics.
49. What colour is your favourite bible?
This implies I have not just one Bible, but so many as to have a favorite....
50. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Ahahaha no.
51. Ever been on your roof?
Yes.
52. Do you own a stereo?
It's in the attic, but technically, yes.
53. How many TVs do you have?
Two.
54. How many house phones?
Five or six.
55. Do you have a housekeeper?
No.
56. What style do you decorate in?
Not my house. I favor small amounts of eclectic. My mom favors large amounts of eclectic and slightly kitsch. My gram favors large amounts of grandma stuff. My brother favors sports things.
57. Do you like solid colours in furniture or prints?
This is something I have literally never given a second's thought to until this moment.
58. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
A bunch. I just replaced the batteries.
59. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
A few memory items and my computer.
60. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Yes.
61. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
That implies the temperature the thermostat's at is actually the temperature of the house...
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now.
No bathtub. Soap, however, is KMF Olive Oil unscented
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No.
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Excuse you? I run a tight refrigerator, tyvm.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
No.
5. What would you change about your living room?
Get rid of the fucking piano.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dirty.
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
Canned mushrooms are full of sodium, so no.
8. White or wheat bread?
Wheat, unless it's rye or sourdough.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
The Special K bars my brother takes for snacks to dialysis.
10. What colour is your sofa?
The one on the porch is deep brown with a hint of purple. The one in the basement is floral-wallpaper-ish.
11. What colour or design is on your shower curtain?
A chickadee pair perched on a pine branch.
12. How many plants are in your home?
Uhhh three.
13. How many candles are in your home?
Lots. But with my gram on oxygen we don't light them much.
14. Is your bed made right now?
No. I mostly never make my bed.
15. Electric or standard can opener?
Swing-A-Way 4lyfe.
16. Comet or Soft Scrub?
I can't remember the last time I used either.
17. Is your closet organized?
Exceptionally.
18. What colour is the flashlight that you use the most?
Aluminum with black rubber grips.
19. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Tools, tape, twine, screws, bolts, nuts, nails, tacks, furniture pads.
20. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home.
Plastic. I actually hate glass glasses, unless they're for booze.
21. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
Yes. We go through iced tea like water here, at least a gallon a day.
22. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
At the moment, yeah.
23. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains.
24. How many pillows do you sleep with?
That depends on if you count the ones touching me or also the ones shoved against the wall to keep other things from falling in the crack.
25. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Ugh, no. If it's light, my brain wants to be awake.
26. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
One each in the upstairs bedrooms, plus the kitchen.
27. How often do you vacuum?
Couple times a week on the porch, maybe once a week in the living room.
28. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Plain Oral B.
29. What colour is your toothbrush?
Blue/clear.
30. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yes. It's tire rubber and indestructible. It might be older than me.
31. What is in your oven right now?
Empty baking trays.
32. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Relatively clean.
33. Is there anything under your bed?
Sewing projects, camping mat, coin bagging supplies, spare eczema cream, empty shaving paraphernalia boxes.
34. Chore you hate doing the most?
Dusting. Fucking shoot me.
35. What retro items are in your home?
I don't think it counts as retro if they were bought new and are still in use.
36. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Sadly, no.
37. If you have a yard, who mows it?
Usually me, sometimes my mom.
38. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
Some dog hair, no doubt.
39. How many mirrors are in your home?
Only counting mirrors on walls? Five, I think.
40. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Oh no, I see what you're doing.
41. What colour are your walls?
White, brick, or in my case, a sort of cornflowery blue.
42. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
There's an accent strip in the kitchen.
43. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
No.
44. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Fist One and Fist Two. BAM.
45. What does your home smell like right now?
Dried out summer yard scent blowing through the windows.
46. Fave candle scent?
Subdued stuff. I can't take anything cloying or cinnamon or floral.
47. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Bread and butter slices.
48. Who are in the pictures you display?
Family and travel pics.
49. What colour is your favourite bible?
This implies I have not just one Bible, but so many as to have a favorite....
50. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Ahahaha no.
51. Ever been on your roof?
Yes.
52. Do you own a stereo?
It's in the attic, but technically, yes.
53. How many TVs do you have?
Two.
54. How many house phones?
Five or six.
55. Do you have a housekeeper?
No.
56. What style do you decorate in?
Not my house. I favor small amounts of eclectic. My mom favors large amounts of eclectic and slightly kitsch. My gram favors large amounts of grandma stuff. My brother favors sports things.
57. Do you like solid colours in furniture or prints?
This is something I have literally never given a second's thought to until this moment.
58. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
A bunch. I just replaced the batteries.
59. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
A few memory items and my computer.
60. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Yes.
61. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
That implies the temperature the thermostat's at is actually the temperature of the house...