leave them alone and they'll come home

[mechers]

I found my garbage can! It's been missing since I got back from the holidays. It's blown down the street before but this time I figured it was really gone. I found it today a block and a half away. Someone had set it up neatly beside a hydrant. I threw up my arms in the middle of the street and exclaimed, "So THAT'S where you've been

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[cherokee1]

That is a cool superpower to have.
Do you have any others?
C

[mechers]

Packing stuff. I'm really, really good at packing more stuff into a space than seems able to fit. If you're moving...you want me packing your car.

[myjesusisbetter]

I threw up my arms in the middle of the street and exclaimed, "So THAT'S where you've been!"

My mental image of that made me grin.

[goodbyelazarus]

That made me LOL for real. :D