mems!
My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ron Weasley is killed by Nymphadora Tonks after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds
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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Milord Earl Mechasquirrel the Funereal of Giggleswick on the Naze
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giggleswick? sounds like a happenin' town!