[ Along comes Ayame, doing absolutely nothing that could be conceived of as remotely target-worthy. Well, all right, he may have shanghai'd some unfortunate NPC into carrying a large basket of peaches for him as he talks about his family and his business, but otherwise there is no reason anybody should consider him a good target.
[This guy looks entirely too fabulous for his own good. So here's Duo behind fort #4. Ready.... acquiring target... Target acquired. Aim and fire that snowball!]
[ His companion, of course, seizes the chance, drops the basket of peaches and goes running, leaving scattered fruit and a heap of clothes in their wake. Clothes that show no body, or evidence of stirring. ]
[LIAR. But Duo's kind of freaked out now seeing the guy he just hit disappear completely. What the crap. So he peeks his head out of his fort to make sure no one's around and goes to check the spot when everything's clear.]
Well golly this pile of clothes isn't going to search itself. So he starts picking stuff up as if people just magically shrink on their own when hit by a snowball.]
[ PICK UP THE PEACHES TOO, HEATHEN. The clothes may feel a bit heavier, as if a snake's caught in the folds of the coat and is just hanging out there, too stunned and cold to move.
Especially since Duo isn't particularly attractive, or girl-like. It's like Ayame has a radar or something. ]
Snakes can be surprisingly quick and deft, no matter how sluggish they are. The moment Duo pokes again, there's a serpent wriggling into his sleeve and up up up-- ]
... aside from the dazzling winter coat.
Don't you dare, Duo. ]
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[This guy looks entirely too fabulous for his own good. So here's Duo behind fort #4. Ready.... acquiring target... Target acquired. Aim and fire that snowball!]
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It appears that there is no recourse! Sir, I must--
[ Then he simply disappears. ]
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Also the clothes aren't stirring.
Killer. ]
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Well golly this pile of clothes isn't going to search itself. So he starts picking stuff up as if people just magically shrink on their own when hit by a snowball.]
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Especially since Duo isn't particularly attractive, or girl-like. It's like Ayame has a radar or something. ]
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AND HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE, TYVM, INO CAN ATTEST TO THAT.]
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Still unconscious, by the way. And possibly getting chillier for each second Duo spends staring. SNAKE-MURDERER. ]
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HE'S NEVER SEEN THIS SNAKE BEFORE IN HIS LIFE! But he sits on the snow and kind of. Pokes at it.]
...The heck is this?
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Huh. Never seen anything like this.
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Snakes can be surprisingly quick and deft, no matter how sluggish they are. The moment Duo pokes again, there's a serpent wriggling into his sleeve and up up up-- ]
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