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We were watching Bill O'Reily flipping out on Youtube when someone knocks on the door. He's from the DNC asking for money. Matt grabs his checkbook and Ian tells him how glad he is that someone is so enthusiastic. Then a pause.
"People that know me stay away when I have a chair cause they know. They know I hit people with chairs" he chuckled.
"Yeah, and they think that I won't do it because then I'd go to jail. I'd go to jail. I've been to jail. I don't care. I know people in there"
He looks at us for feedback. "Do you remember that one college basketball coach?", I ask, "The one that threw chairs? Bobby Knight."
"No, I am not related to him" he replied as if this happens all the time.
"I didn't think so, but that's the only other person I know of that throws chairs when they are mad."
"Oh I don't throw them. I beat people with them. Like this one time in Kinderg- "
Matt cut him off,"Who should I make this out to?"
And we didn't talk about beating people with chairs the rest of the time was there.
"People that know me stay away when I have a chair cause they know. They know I hit people with chairs" he chuckled.
"Yeah, and they think that I won't do it because then I'd go to jail. I'd go to jail. I've been to jail. I don't care. I know people in there"
He looks at us for feedback. "Do you remember that one college basketball coach?", I ask, "The one that threw chairs? Bobby Knight."
"No, I am not related to him" he replied as if this happens all the time.
"I didn't think so, but that's the only other person I know of that throws chairs when they are mad."
"Oh I don't throw them. I beat people with them. Like this one time in Kinderg- "
Matt cut him off,"Who should I make this out to?"
And we didn't talk about beating people with chairs the rest of the time was there.