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Jun 02, 2008 09:59

We got approached by this old woman on the way into the grocery store. She had a clipboard, pen, and a death wish. I signed for the right to die, but I wish they had some young person asking for signatures.

"Yeah, you can die. I mean, you seem pretty nice and all, but if you want to; sure"
Even stranger was making half-hearted conversation while I signed my name. Something about a lady with six inch green heels.

A while back I was talking to Vitaliy and Brennen about the housing market in Oregon. To be considered an Oregon resident and earn your right to die you have to live in Oregon for at least a year. Maybe two. Either way I'll bet there are a ton of one year leases on houses. It would be renting to the walking dead and I can't decide if they would go all out on that house: throwing parties and such because they would be dying in a year. Or if they would be somber and suck the life out their temporary home; turning it into a one bedroom coffin. I would hope the latter.
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