Quick Quiz

[mecha_hunter]

What animal

A) Is well-known for a horn on both genders
B) Comes predominantly in two opposing shades
C) Irritates the hell out of me
and D) Is now mounted artistically on my wall?

Well, that was satisfying.

Comments

[lit_master]

...

You didn't kill one of Santa's reindeer, did you?

[mecha_hunter]

They have antlers instead of horns, come in different shades of brown, and I have nothing against them, so no.

Besides, flying reindeer don't really work well for decoration. They pretty much look like any other dead reindeer when you put them on the wall or the floor.

[lit_master]

Reindeer come in white. In the winter. The same reindeer then come in brown in the summer. That's about as opposing as a single animal's fur can be and still be a solid color.

...so what did you kill then?

[mecha_hunter]

Not the flying kind. Don't you watch commercials?

[lit_master]

What the cartoons? Bleh. But the reindeer at Santa's Village all turn white in the winter.

[mecha_hunter]

Whatever you say.

I don't hunt a lot of living animals, and Santa's reindeer are only really challenging hunts one night a year and then the Truce is on.

[lit_master]

Unsatisfying to hunt something that stands around and nuzzles your hand demanding treats, true.

So what did you kill?

[mecha_hunter]

A unicorn.

That was anticlimactic. Pretend music played or something.