Enter Master Asia.

[schoolof_asia]

[There is a horse in the middle of town, but it is no ordinary horse. It is a horse the size of a mech, and atop that stands a large black mobile suit surveying the cityscape with crossed arms. And then, from a loudspeaker comes a deep and commanding voice.]

This place... I can feel the spirits of warriors. COME THEN! You will be tested by THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! MASTER ASIA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!