This is not a crack post. This is only the most serious of business.

[cleaves_evil]

[Perhaps you work in the kitchen. Perhaps you're just in the cafeteria and have a view in. Either way, they're a bit shorthanded today, so Head Chef Ratsel called in a favor. Sanger stands tall in his apron, looking intense, and is instructed to cut some fish for sushi. He lines up a few vertically.]

Understood!

[wait why his katana what is]

CHESTOOO!