Dear Cupid, You suck. Love, me
I was told no gifts.
I already got him one. Well, two. I fixed his expensive watches. I opted against the compass idea from Cosmo, but may give him that in the future. I don't really want flowers (although the gesture is sweet), and no chocolate. I guess I just want him to talk to me. Be open and honest and tell me HE LOVES ME! I think the last time he said those words was in November. Maybe October. Yesterday he called me a patient person and said I was and always have been with him. It's wearing thin.
His card, I'm quite proud of. I tweaked one of my favorite movie quotes and made it fit us.
"When I go to bed at night I do 4 things. I drop my pants, slide under the sheets, turn on my right side and stick out my ass. That's it. That's the signal. I just - I back it right up there because I know when I do, no matter how cold the damn thing is, no matter how difficult it might feel, no matter how desperately we want to where we stand it's gonna be met by this warm body on the other side that's gonna hold it. Two arms that... wrap around, pull me out of my head, quiet the voices, save me from myself... without ever having to ask. Every night there's my ass and every night... you never let me down."
I think it's a bit better than 'Roses are red, violets are blue...'
I already got him one. Well, two. I fixed his expensive watches. I opted against the compass idea from Cosmo, but may give him that in the future. I don't really want flowers (although the gesture is sweet), and no chocolate. I guess I just want him to talk to me. Be open and honest and tell me HE LOVES ME! I think the last time he said those words was in November. Maybe October. Yesterday he called me a patient person and said I was and always have been with him. It's wearing thin.
His card, I'm quite proud of. I tweaked one of my favorite movie quotes and made it fit us.
"When I go to bed at night I do 4 things. I drop my pants, slide under the sheets, turn on my right side and stick out my ass. That's it. That's the signal. I just - I back it right up there because I know when I do, no matter how cold the damn thing is, no matter how difficult it might feel, no matter how desperately we want to where we stand it's gonna be met by this warm body on the other side that's gonna hold it. Two arms that... wrap around, pull me out of my head, quiet the voices, save me from myself... without ever having to ask. Every night there's my ass and every night... you never let me down."
I think it's a bit better than 'Roses are red, violets are blue...'