Warm holiday wishes
Happy Samhain to all y'all Pagans on this here friends list. I think there are a few on here, with yer liberal bumper stickers and pewter pendants and such. Happy New Year :)
Happy Halloween to everyone else. Make sure your mommy and daddy check your candy after trick-or-treating and take away anything dangerous. Dangerous things in your trick-or-treat bag include:
-dollar store taffy
-Bible tracts
-toothbrushes
-Bit o' Honeys with the consistency of a shoe heel
Mommy and Daddy will take those dangerous, scary things away and leave you with the safe, fun stuff, such as regular Snickers bars and Twixes and the foot-long Pixie Stix. But remember: Pixie Stix go in your mouth, not up your nose. It's a gateway drug.
Happy Halloween to everyone else. Make sure your mommy and daddy check your candy after trick-or-treating and take away anything dangerous. Dangerous things in your trick-or-treat bag include:
-dollar store taffy
-Bible tracts
-toothbrushes
-Bit o' Honeys with the consistency of a shoe heel
Mommy and Daddy will take those dangerous, scary things away and leave you with the safe, fun stuff, such as regular Snickers bars and Twixes and the foot-long Pixie Stix. But remember: Pixie Stix go in your mouth, not up your nose. It's a gateway drug.