☭ 006 [Anonymous Text]

[meatysoviet]

[There's not very much to this text other than what's written. There doesn't really need to be all things considered.]

What do your pokémon mean to you?

[Humor him, he's genuinely curious.]

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anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

Emergency food rations.

[ joking, of course. but it's not like he makes that obvious. ]

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

[Some one texting anonymously? PARANOIA INITIATE.

However that idea...]

Had never considered that.

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

[ go be paranoid, ivan. jade will be here just kind of shrugging. ]

Careful now. It isn't exactly a popular train of thought.

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

[He will be. He needs to figure out WHO YOU ARE.]

If I cared for popularity I would have agreed with everyone who answered this question.

It is still an interesting idea. Are any of these monsters edible? Magikarp are not.

[He's tried that one already.]

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

[ have fun. ]

Making your unpopular intents obvious may make things a little bit more difficult for you in the long run. You'll find it makes life easier. [ to be vague and cryptic and perhaps not entirely truthful but. it's not like he's being completely honest about that either. ] Magikarp have a rather tough exterior. Something softer might be better suited for consumption. Ditto, perhaps?

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

[Gaiety is an outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. He will have tons. All with this face.]

Let's hope I am not here for a 'long run' then.

What is a 'Ditto'?

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

[ oooh, mr. soviet union. ]

Yes. Let's hope. [ reaaal good luck with that, bro. ] Located on the route below Goldenrod. They're a bit like pink blobs, for lack of a better description.

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

[Let's do it. And I will keep my scarf on.]

Hmm... I see.

Will have to try and find one then. Definitely sounds better than stupid boney Karp fish.

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

[ faints. ]

Indeed. I can't say their texture looks very inviting, however.

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

Am more than sure that I have eaten worse.

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

Ah, yes. Emergency rations aren't exactly meant to be a sophisticated meal. And there are Magikarp to consider.

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

If is better than antifreeze, then I am still all for it.

[I feel pity already for any dittos this guy meets, shame on you Jade.]

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

[ ... NOT SORRY. also antifreeze? my. ]

What a life you must have lived.

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

[Vodka mized with antifreeze and caustic soda as soap; bitch knows how to stay classy.]

We all have rough patches.

anon text;

[nodoubleteam]

[ impressive. ]

Of course. Though they're not all filled with antifreeze.

anon text;

[meatysoviet]

Should hope not- Antifreeze only goes so far. Meat is much better when you can get it... Pink blob is close enough match.

[He's already planning his Ditto-roast. It will be glorious.]