(no subject)
Trapped In The Closet makes Tommy look like a nursery rhyme.
It's our Freebird.
It's so fucking straight forward. The beat generation is reborn with doper beats.
A man named Sylvester wakes up at 7 am to find himself in a strange bed. He quickly realizes that he's in a girl's bed and that he's been cheating on his wife. Soon after, the girl's husband comes home. She makes Sylvester hide in the closet. The couple start messing around on the bed and just then Sylvester's cell phone rings and the husband hears it. He looks everywhere for the unseen man, even in the dresser for some reason, and finally finds him in the closet. Sylvester pulls a gun on him and for some reason the husband, Rufus, calls HIS secret lover on the phone. It turns out to be a guy. Rufus is also a priest. Well Sylvester calls HIS home for some reason and a man answers, so he rushes home going 85. He gets pulled over by a chain-smoking cop and gets a ticket. Then he heads home and confronts his wife about the man who answered the phone. She says it was her brother who just got out of jail. Sylvester calms down and they proceed to have makeup sex. Well she's acting differently and eventually he finds a condom on the bed. They start yelling and he finds out that she was at the club where he met the girl he had a one night stand with. Sylvester's wife says she talked to her friend RUFUS and he introduced her to this guy and they hooked up. Well that guy was THE COP.
That's only up to chapter 6. There's plenty more to come and I'm on the edge of my seat
YOU try writing something half that good.
It's our Freebird.
It's so fucking straight forward. The beat generation is reborn with doper beats.
A man named Sylvester wakes up at 7 am to find himself in a strange bed. He quickly realizes that he's in a girl's bed and that he's been cheating on his wife. Soon after, the girl's husband comes home. She makes Sylvester hide in the closet. The couple start messing around on the bed and just then Sylvester's cell phone rings and the husband hears it. He looks everywhere for the unseen man, even in the dresser for some reason, and finally finds him in the closet. Sylvester pulls a gun on him and for some reason the husband, Rufus, calls HIS secret lover on the phone. It turns out to be a guy. Rufus is also a priest. Well Sylvester calls HIS home for some reason and a man answers, so he rushes home going 85. He gets pulled over by a chain-smoking cop and gets a ticket. Then he heads home and confronts his wife about the man who answered the phone. She says it was her brother who just got out of jail. Sylvester calms down and they proceed to have makeup sex. Well she's acting differently and eventually he finds a condom on the bed. They start yelling and he finds out that she was at the club where he met the girl he had a one night stand with. Sylvester's wife says she talked to her friend RUFUS and he introduced her to this guy and they hooked up. Well that guy was THE COP.
That's only up to chapter 6. There's plenty more to come and I'm on the edge of my seat
YOU try writing something half that good.