I haven't done a fight poll in aaaaaages!

[meatina]

So, inspired by some chats at work, I bring you two!

Poll the first:

Poll Conan vs Aragorn

Poll the second:
Poll Vs vs Vs!

Leave your reasoning in the comments please!
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Comments

[neojezebel]

No one can beta Conan.

Crazy humanoids vs Non-humans. We lose.

[meatina]

But Freddy is a dream warrior who has come back from the dead (in a way), and Jason does not appear to be able to die. Which would obviously give him an advantage!

[neojezebel]

Dude, seriously - who would you rather meet down a cold dark alley, something vaguely human or something that is out of this world???

[meatina]

I wouldn't like to meet either! Which is why they're fighting each other, and not me :)
(Ok, I'd rather encounter something vaguely human, though as I'd end up dead anyway it doesn't matter!).

[memnet]

I've seen Conan prevail against impossible odds so I think he'd win; also...alien and predator...they're virtually indestructible and very powerful. Their skin alone is so tough that Freddy and Jason wouldn't even be able to penetrate it with their weapons.

[meatina]

Fair point. Though, if Alien and Predator sleep, there's a chance Freddy could cause them to kill each other.
It proved a devisive argument at work :)

[toxicpixie]

Predators certainly sleep, but not when hunting; canon says they can go over a week, more with drugs.

I don't think Aliens sleep per se, they just sort of hibernate when not working/eating Colonial Marines, and conserve energy.

In their case I suspect Freddys buggered. They simply don't dream; it'd be like him trying to mind furtle an ant!

Probably have more success with Preds, as they are basically similar to humans in a conciousness sense.

Nathan, the Toxic Pixie

[meatina]

Hmm. I've never seen a predator film all the way through (I did start watching AvP, but fell asleep on the settee instead), so I don't know much about them.
If Freddy could get into their mind then he could get them to kill the alien? Or not?

[meatina]

According to toxicpixie, sort of (see comment above). So yes, it would be Jason V A&P.
Agreed, Jason may be able to survive lots, but possibly not being digested...

[meatina]

I spoke earlier, does that still stand? ;)
(But I have changed my mind).

[embroideredfrog]

I couldn't take the first poll...I love both of them and rather...they never fight...
second one...conjured up disgusting images...anyway...Alien and predator WILL win...SIZE does matter?(PLEASE no David Goliath comments!)...btw...I'm one of the few surviving who saw AVP...had to sit thru that sich shit with an even sicker bro who kept making comments like..."now they'll have sex..."...

[meatina]

Lol! Ok, vote on this, and we can pretend you can tend to the wounds of the loser- now, who would win? ;)

I agree- monsters will eat evil humans!

[embroideredfrog]

hehehe...in that case...I declare Conan the victor! (wait a minute, who will be tending to his wounds...?:D)... btw, another poll could be Who would win a fight betn Conan and Ash(of Evil dead 3)...LOL!...

[meatina]

Oddly enough I was thinking of that as well.
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN JENNY!