with a little help from my friends
This Past Week by Jamie Morton and 'with a little help from my friends' (Dani and Alana)
Monday: Lena, Alana, and me went to the beach with Will and Gabe. Lena and Alana tried to teach me how to surf but they were unsucessful.
Tuesday: I babysat, then me and Dani had lunch. We then went to Staples, and then went to Becca's to hang out with her and Lena. Then me and Dani had potsticker eating contests (i won), we made rap videos D-DAWG AND J-JAM! and then we watched degrassi and ate lots of popcorn and lemon popsicles.
Wednesday: I did the laundry and played monopoly.....
Thursday: went to the beach with Dani.
Friday: me and Alana went to Dani's for a sleepover. Me and Dani built a tent (while Alana got lost trying to find Dani's house). We went to Rite Aid at 9 ' o clock in our pajamas and got Sun Chips and Mentos. Dani got offended by me and Alana, and we had to chase her down 24th St. In the middle of the street. We prankcalled Yroc. We had seances for Tupac, Dani's 15 year old cousin Teddy, and Deneef the Queef.
The seance for Deneef the Queef:
Dani almost lights the tent on fire.
Alana: We are here to call back Deneef the Queef.
Jamie laughs in the background.
Alana: Everybody hold hands. Deneef, you've taught so many girls so many things. We all are thankful for you.
Jamie cracks up so Alana and Dani have their private seance.
Dani: If you are with us tonight, give us a sign.
Wow.
Then Dani's parents yelled at us to go to bed after Alana pondered (outloud) "Have you ever had those days where you just wish you had a penis?" We dunno if they heard what she said but the tent was unfortunetly next to their room.
YAY.