I'm building an army

[meatball_smell]

I'm building an army
. LOOK AT THESE CUTE FUCKERS!
I took out an eye on each of these sorry wenches so they had to make eyepatches.
PS: I'm missing teefs and I have some hot tweedy knickers, huh?
PSS: My headscarf is polkadotted because I'm secretly a gay pirate but only other gay pirates are hip to the headscarf code lexicon.