Status Report on Assassination Mission: Josef Stalin

May 07, 2005 19:51

Report: The mission was accomplished flawlessly.

Recitation: The members filed in. I waited until they were eating. Using the Bothan Discord, I sent most of them into sensory overload, keeping them from retreating. With the carbine, all was made simple. Stalin and the rest of the meatbags, including those pathetic worms he called guards, were terminated. The stealth unit had more than enough left in it to get me out.
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