I don't expect you to read all that, I just had to put it all down because it tickles me so...

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In Memoriam Premortem

I'll forego the cliched pun for this extended education on the processing of foods, in favor of a simple sweet kick to the teeth (and the more subtle pun). All formalities aside, I learned this news sometime ago, and decided it best to share, this food for thought (I know I promised not to).

We all know, I'm sure, that the

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It depends on whether or not you want to play the odds. Death comes from more than just a gun battle, that doesn't mean I'll wander into one lol. Ultimately you either have a 0 or 100% chance of getting cancer, but over a long enough period of time, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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Hind sight is 20/20.

And thus the cliche grows wider :P.

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Apathy is a powerful road. Choose wisely.

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lol...aw :(...good luck :D