Prego
Things I learned about being pregant in the last 5 months;
- acne ( I have not had acne in my whole life but now that I am pregant my chin has been home to many a zit.. all of which is very weird for me)
- Hairy Belly : you get tons of little hair all over your belly... it is kinda cute hair, but weird at the same time.. I have never had a hairy belly.
- The baby will eat your brain : I have started to forget just about everything there is to forget and then when I remember I forget again... noone ever told me this would happen.
- YOu get REALLY clumpsy: between the weight in yer belly and the swollen feet, you just run into a bunch of things and feel stupid.. and I was not corrdinated to begin with. I feel like I am one of those beach balls with water in it..
-Big Boobs: I love having big boobs.. it is the best, everyday I look in the mirror and they are bigger, they look so nice, it is too bad they hurt like hell.. and that I don't get to keep them... but while I have them I'm going appreciate them.
- Things moving inside you is weird: that is self explanatory.
- No matter what people will rub your belly: my belly is the same shape as before .. just bigger.. noone rubbed it when I was just fat.. so they should not rub it now.. do people not understand that pregnant women do not like this.. i dunno, it seems like everything I read, people to not like to have their belly rubbed.. yet STRANGERS.. rub your belly.. so weird and gross.
Anyways now that you have been warned perhaps I will post some preg pics of myself.. but you must know I am fat...it looks like I am having twins (I have been crossing my fingers that I am not that is the last thing I need)
And who got a kitten named Saskatchewan??
- acne ( I have not had acne in my whole life but now that I am pregant my chin has been home to many a zit.. all of which is very weird for me)
- Hairy Belly : you get tons of little hair all over your belly... it is kinda cute hair, but weird at the same time.. I have never had a hairy belly.
- The baby will eat your brain : I have started to forget just about everything there is to forget and then when I remember I forget again... noone ever told me this would happen.
- YOu get REALLY clumpsy: between the weight in yer belly and the swollen feet, you just run into a bunch of things and feel stupid.. and I was not corrdinated to begin with. I feel like I am one of those beach balls with water in it..
-Big Boobs: I love having big boobs.. it is the best, everyday I look in the mirror and they are bigger, they look so nice, it is too bad they hurt like hell.. and that I don't get to keep them... but while I have them I'm going appreciate them.
- Things moving inside you is weird: that is self explanatory.
- No matter what people will rub your belly: my belly is the same shape as before .. just bigger.. noone rubbed it when I was just fat.. so they should not rub it now.. do people not understand that pregnant women do not like this.. i dunno, it seems like everything I read, people to not like to have their belly rubbed.. yet STRANGERS.. rub your belly.. so weird and gross.
Anyways now that you have been warned perhaps I will post some preg pics of myself.. but you must know I am fat...it looks like I am having twins (I have been crossing my fingers that I am not that is the last thing I need)
And who got a kitten named Saskatchewan??