Connect Four--Ba dum-dum
So it's official---all women suck. If you are a woman and reading this then I'm sorry---but you need to die. I am blaming any and all personal, national, and world problems on the related sex simply because of their shitty existence.
On a lighter note, Cuyler and I realized that we just went on our 18th date tonight. Favorite date spot?--The Queery...I mean...Quarry. We got some coffee, talked about our hatred of women, and played Connect Four (do I have to pay copyright?) for about two hours. It was great. So much strategy involved. He came out ahead (four wins over me) but I was coming back--oh yeah, from a deficit of 11. What started my terrible deficit? Well, I had it lined up for the win and just couldn't control myself and bust out with a big Ernie laugh (from Sesame street). Then our hands met....and it was magic! Then we kissed....or did we?....
On a lighter note, Cuyler and I realized that we just went on our 18th date tonight. Favorite date spot?--The Queery...I mean...Quarry. We got some coffee, talked about our hatred of women, and played Connect Four (do I have to pay copyright?) for about two hours. It was great. So much strategy involved. He came out ahead (four wins over me) but I was coming back--oh yeah, from a deficit of 11. What started my terrible deficit? Well, I had it lined up for the win and just couldn't control myself and bust out with a big Ernie laugh (from Sesame street). Then our hands met....and it was magic! Then we kissed....or did we?....