DAMN YOU HELEN KELLER...
So I come home from work last night to find my mom there waiting for me. She says, "Thank God you're home, we have to go pick up your dad from the Douglas County Correctional Center"....yeah that's right...."Umm why Mom?" and my mom replied, "Well your Dad hit someone" "Oh like a Car?" "No Meghan, like a person"...holy shit....so apparently my Dad was driving along driving along when he goes to turn on about 120th and Pacific when a deaf, blind man steps out in front of his car....A DEAF, BLIND MAN...now you're probably asking yourself "Why would a deaf, blind man be walking around in rush hour traffic?" Well I sure as hell don't know....So my Dad hit this guy, he hits his leg on my Dad's wheel and falls into the windshield cracking it. We go down to pick up my Dad....luckily they're not charging him with anything, the guy walked in front of him is what all the witnesses said...they just kept my Dad down there to make sure he wasn't drunk or high or anything....
Who knew that I would be picking up my Dad from a holding cell...shouldn't it be the other way around??
My Holiday season keeps getting better and better...
Who knew that I would be picking up my Dad from a holding cell...shouldn't it be the other way around??
My Holiday season keeps getting better and better...