Oh the Holiday Joys...
So like any true Francis Family holiday extravaganza, this one was full of f-bombs, flipping birds, and pure dysfunctional-ism at it's best...
The highlight of this trip though was the first night we got there. Paul (my brother's boyfriend) and I went to Super Target to get some last minute necesities for the next day's festivities. So here we are waiting in the uberlong line when we see this big black lady wearing a big black trench coat, speed walking toward the door. All of a sudden a turkey falls out of her coat. She turns around and yells, "Who just threw that turkey at me?" Now by this time we could see the security guard start to come after her and when she turns around again an entire Thanksgiving meal falls from her coat (now i'm talking corn, rolls, stuffing, cranberry sauce, the works). We walk outside after paying and the cops and handcuffing her....what a way to start off the holiday season to say the least....
The highlight of this trip though was the first night we got there. Paul (my brother's boyfriend) and I went to Super Target to get some last minute necesities for the next day's festivities. So here we are waiting in the uberlong line when we see this big black lady wearing a big black trench coat, speed walking toward the door. All of a sudden a turkey falls out of her coat. She turns around and yells, "Who just threw that turkey at me?" Now by this time we could see the security guard start to come after her and when she turns around again an entire Thanksgiving meal falls from her coat (now i'm talking corn, rolls, stuffing, cranberry sauce, the works). We walk outside after paying and the cops and handcuffing her....what a way to start off the holiday season to say the least....