IM back my friends and i survived.....
I'm not sure where to begin on this road trip so ill start with introducing the participents....
1. the 360 lb monster mr. meaner
2. the 350 lb monster george morbid
3. the 185 dumpling jaimy coxxx
4. the 165 lb referee brian gorie
5. the 185 lb. referee at. ref'n huck
1200 lbs....in a 1000 lb capacity car....the wheels were scrappin baby.....it was a 6 hour drive to our destination lots of good conversation..good thing nobody in that car partied it could have gotten out of hand wink wink.....
we arrive at the necrobutchers house in the hood and i mean in the hood..and we proceed to scoop him up...and a case of beer..then on to the american kickboxer's house where we were greeted by 6 other workers..some from heartland, some from local...and then there was doofy!!! its 2AM let the party begin..6Am 19 wreslers all in the sprawl posistion i was seranded by the druken snores of one george morbid and the antonio inoki's nightsweats...wow did we party..it's all a blur...there was a lot of veteran's and we all know veteran's party..god im keeping kayfabe cuz i have to..but we had great conversation...necro was probably the most intellectual person ive ever rapped with the dude is a genius!!! thats for real!!!but by 6 am it was all a incohereant blur....we rose by 8Am and started all over again....
Then its off to the hotel..we drive a couple more hours outside indianpolis..to vicennes..so the original carful get a room...right away its off to the pool..george,me and jaimy coxxx are off for pool moonsaults which i might add where very nice..we gave the room number to every single girl in the hotel..not for me,george,or jaimy but for brian gorie we were hoping for some indy..indo for him!!!
we then proceed to the arena..the bonus they had a basketball court we ge"ogre" and i tied jaimy coxxx and brian gorie...we played for like 3 hours we were blown up for sure....the crowd wasnt as good as we had hoped but the show was good....i came out as jaimy coxxx's bodyguard..i took a couple of bumps in the ring prior and boy did it feel good..so in the match we did some cool spots got over as heels without a problem infact as heels im sure we got the heat of the night..jaimy and I are hated as usual...ge"ogre" and necro tore it up in the most visual beating but hey whats new with those two stiff is given a new definition..highlight george's eye is blackened and busted open and his contact knocked back to ohio..lol..show was run well....
then its back to the hotel for eats,beats, and special little treats...we swim again and again..and we party and party then i pass out..george sleeps with a towel...and huck snores like a large powertool..we had a blast..its good to be back i felt so much better now that im healthier..i didnt cheat on my diet...and i didnt cheat on my old lady...and i had a safe time!!!!!!One of the best times i had in wrestling ever..wouldnt change that road crew for anything..well maybe the directions we got lost 25 times..for an extra 50 dollars in gas...oh well i know we left yesterday at noon to come home and we arrived at midnight you figure it out.....now zen..
1. what happens on the road stays on the road...
2. Im ready to wrestle and i feel good so watch out!!!!!
3. brian knobbs say's hello to all..thats the offical name of the cyst on my back as given to me by george morbid..so brian says whats up?????
confucsious say man who travel with jaimy coxxx smell his stinky ass and see lotsa cockel.....
oh yeah i had to get naked by the pool so george was covering my area with a huge towel..yeah thats right he moved the towel showing my nakedness to the entire public..im scarred for life looolololoolol...
brian knobbs and myself signing out!!! there will be more later
1. the 360 lb monster mr. meaner
2. the 350 lb monster george morbid
3. the 185 dumpling jaimy coxxx
4. the 165 lb referee brian gorie
5. the 185 lb. referee at. ref'n huck
1200 lbs....in a 1000 lb capacity car....the wheels were scrappin baby.....it was a 6 hour drive to our destination lots of good conversation..good thing nobody in that car partied it could have gotten out of hand wink wink.....
we arrive at the necrobutchers house in the hood and i mean in the hood..and we proceed to scoop him up...and a case of beer..then on to the american kickboxer's house where we were greeted by 6 other workers..some from heartland, some from local...and then there was doofy!!! its 2AM let the party begin..6Am 19 wreslers all in the sprawl posistion i was seranded by the druken snores of one george morbid and the antonio inoki's nightsweats...wow did we party..it's all a blur...there was a lot of veteran's and we all know veteran's party..god im keeping kayfabe cuz i have to..but we had great conversation...necro was probably the most intellectual person ive ever rapped with the dude is a genius!!! thats for real!!!but by 6 am it was all a incohereant blur....we rose by 8Am and started all over again....
Then its off to the hotel..we drive a couple more hours outside indianpolis..to vicennes..so the original carful get a room...right away its off to the pool..george,me and jaimy coxxx are off for pool moonsaults which i might add where very nice..we gave the room number to every single girl in the hotel..not for me,george,or jaimy but for brian gorie we were hoping for some indy..indo for him!!!
we then proceed to the arena..the bonus they had a basketball court we ge"ogre" and i tied jaimy coxxx and brian gorie...we played for like 3 hours we were blown up for sure....the crowd wasnt as good as we had hoped but the show was good....i came out as jaimy coxxx's bodyguard..i took a couple of bumps in the ring prior and boy did it feel good..so in the match we did some cool spots got over as heels without a problem infact as heels im sure we got the heat of the night..jaimy and I are hated as usual...ge"ogre" and necro tore it up in the most visual beating but hey whats new with those two stiff is given a new definition..highlight george's eye is blackened and busted open and his contact knocked back to ohio..lol..show was run well....
then its back to the hotel for eats,beats, and special little treats...we swim again and again..and we party and party then i pass out..george sleeps with a towel...and huck snores like a large powertool..we had a blast..its good to be back i felt so much better now that im healthier..i didnt cheat on my diet...and i didnt cheat on my old lady...and i had a safe time!!!!!!One of the best times i had in wrestling ever..wouldnt change that road crew for anything..well maybe the directions we got lost 25 times..for an extra 50 dollars in gas...oh well i know we left yesterday at noon to come home and we arrived at midnight you figure it out.....now zen..
1. what happens on the road stays on the road...
2. Im ready to wrestle and i feel good so watch out!!!!!
3. brian knobbs say's hello to all..thats the offical name of the cyst on my back as given to me by george morbid..so brian says whats up?????
confucsious say man who travel with jaimy coxxx smell his stinky ass and see lotsa cockel.....
oh yeah i had to get naked by the pool so george was covering my area with a huge towel..yeah thats right he moved the towel showing my nakedness to the entire public..im scarred for life looolololoolol...
brian knobbs and myself signing out!!! there will be more later