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I have no stories to tell
so
tell me something.
Make me laugh or break down and crawl into fetal position. I can be versatile like that.
ahem, www.okcupid.com told me my ideal match would be the "Playboy"
Yup. Any second now he'll come bursting through my...open door or closed window? (eee the 2nd one please)
I'm very hopeful.
I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)--Mad Girl's Love Song, Sylvia Plath
this made me laugh.
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her, and decided to surprise him. When he arrived home, last weekend, she was dressed in lingerie and led him into the bedroom. She asked him if he wanted to be tied down, and what guy can resist a little kinky fun? So she tied him, stomach down, to their bed.
That's when the curling iron came in.
She confronted him about his infidelity, and then proceeded to shove the curling iron up his ass. She plugged it in. And left it there.