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I seriously need to work on my observational skills. Notes to self:
1. There are four stairs, not three leading to bedroom.
2. There isn't any ice cream. You already ate it all. Stop looking for more.
3. The scissors are in your pencil case. They've always been in your pencil case. Stop looking in your top drawer and on the floor.
4. Stephen Fry is not married to Kristen Scott Thomas. Stephen Fry is very very gay. I have no idea where the hell you got that one from!
Decided on completely different act for comedy festival/birthday thing than had previously planned, but am rather excited about new one. Also, must write 750 words for essay due on Thursday, but Can't. Stop. Procrastinating. Self, stop watching Season One episodes of Scrubs. You know what happens.
ALSO! Freakiest thing EVER: Have been having lines from Ever After running through my head, as movie quotes are wont to do occassionally when you're maginally insane, but video store didn't have it. Then, it was on on Sunday afternoon, completely randomly! Fuckin crazy!
Aaaand just as a new thing to try out: Funniest line from a fanfiction I've seen in the past month:
Harry Potter (upon learning that his best friend is having his baby):
Oh...my goodness, Hermione! What are we going to do? I still haven't finished my destiny!
1. There are four stairs, not three leading to bedroom.
2. There isn't any ice cream. You already ate it all. Stop looking for more.
3. The scissors are in your pencil case. They've always been in your pencil case. Stop looking in your top drawer and on the floor.
4. Stephen Fry is not married to Kristen Scott Thomas. Stephen Fry is very very gay. I have no idea where the hell you got that one from!
Decided on completely different act for comedy festival/birthday thing than had previously planned, but am rather excited about new one. Also, must write 750 words for essay due on Thursday, but Can't. Stop. Procrastinating. Self, stop watching Season One episodes of Scrubs. You know what happens.
ALSO! Freakiest thing EVER: Have been having lines from Ever After running through my head, as movie quotes are wont to do occassionally when you're maginally insane, but video store didn't have it. Then, it was on on Sunday afternoon, completely randomly! Fuckin crazy!
Aaaand just as a new thing to try out: Funniest line from a fanfiction I've seen in the past month:
Harry Potter (upon learning that his best friend is having his baby):
Oh...my goodness, Hermione! What are we going to do? I still haven't finished my destiny!