For a fun time, don't call anybody...ever. (People don't like you.)
An interesting and anthropological (in the Nanny Diaries sense) afternoon diversion is reading the comments on the cat macros on I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER. An uninteresting and regrettable afternoon diversion is watching The Lady in the Water. It's like there are three good very different movies that have been put in a blender together and all the interesting, intriguing, original stuff has floated to the top and been filtered off. In less metaphorical terms, this movie is boring. Also: dear M. Night Shymalan - don't get self-referential within a fairy-tale unless your hero is actually going to be the prodigal kid or the loner old man. You just wind up looking like a hack You know what, never mind. The damage is done.