the ninth; VOICE; why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
[His voice is overly solemn, with emphasis on words making him sound like he is some sort of Shakespearean character who's spent to long in Exaggeration Land. Life is quite clearly unfair, and he is here to make sure everybody realises how dire their lives have become >.>]
Woe! Woe be this day! This frightfully, inconceivably disastrous day!
My heart, my heart it yearned for some glimpse into the feelings of the so very pitiful mortals that cover the earth with their tiny, inconsequential existences but now my heart aches and burns with sorrow! What can be done? What can I do? Such a rush of emotion is too much to bear! I cannot go on! I cannot!
[You can almost here the dramatic gestures and waving arms.]
Cronus! You fiend and sworn enemy of the earth! Foul bringer of misery! Irritation to the immortals! You will rue the very day you cast us down to this place! The anger of the gods is too tremendous for one being with withstand! Cursed, cursed to eternal doom you shall be! Forever! Forever!
[An overly forlorn sigh.]
What unspeakable misfortunes have been bestowed on the rest of you? My heart may be overflowing with emotion but my dire thirst for knowledge is still present!
Woe! Woe be this day! This frightfully, inconceivably disastrous day!
My heart, my heart it yearned for some glimpse into the feelings of the so very pitiful mortals that cover the earth with their tiny, inconsequential existences but now my heart aches and burns with sorrow! What can be done? What can I do? Such a rush of emotion is too much to bear! I cannot go on! I cannot!
[You can almost here the dramatic gestures and waving arms.]
Cronus! You fiend and sworn enemy of the earth! Foul bringer of misery! Irritation to the immortals! You will rue the very day you cast us down to this place! The anger of the gods is too tremendous for one being with withstand! Cursed, cursed to eternal doom you shall be! Forever! Forever!
[An overly forlorn sigh.]
What unspeakable misfortunes have been bestowed on the rest of you? My heart may be overflowing with emotion but my dire thirst for knowledge is still present!