[You know what's not cool? Gaining eight hundred pounds over night. Yeah, no. Raph wouldn't recommend it. He also wouldn't recommend waking up in the wreckage of wooden splinters that was once your bed because it collapsed under said weight. He also wouldn't recommend waking up a giant lizard that looks all too familiar, scaring the crap out of
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YEE-HAW!! [Now to just not fall off.]
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He cranes his neck to try to catch a glimpse of his assailant, obviously peeved.]
Hugh!? G'off me!
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[Though as a lizard, she's not sure how to hold on with knees alone. This plan always made more sense in her head.]
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Fujiko. He's not sure if he should be relieved or horrified. Today's seriously sucked, but he doesn't really want her to see him like this either.]
F-Fu...[Fuck. Stupid dinosaur mouth giving him speech impediments.] Fuji...
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[Reaches up and pets his giant nose with a warm smile on her face.] Bad day, huh? [PETS MORE. It's a T-Rex. She doesn't care that she knows him and it hasn't clicked yet. It's a T-rex. And she gets to pet it. It's a dream come true. And she is thrilled. There will be more riding attempts in the future though.]
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[Cannot stop the petting. It's like shiny!mode. She has the need to steal and keep the giant lizard. See the giant brown eyes looking up? She's genuinely worried because hungry animals are sad and now she wants to feed him.]
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Let's go hunting Raphael! [She can act ridiculous sometimes, but it doesn't stop the wheels from turning.]
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Still, he reaches up and puts her down on the ground again.]
No. I... too d-da...dangerous.
[He's already been through this with Keimi. He didn't think he'd have to do it again.]
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You don't think I can handle myself?
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Are you sure baby?
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Feel better.
I think it looks cute though. [There's a wink and she'll head off to give him some space. For now.]
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As he heads off deeper into the forest, he half-wonders what he's gotten himself into. That girl's crazy.
But he doesn't have much time to think before hunger is pushing all coherent thought out of his brain, and the more he hunts, the more blood he spills and the more he fills himself with carnage, the farther he loses himself to the carnivorous madness.
It's gonna be one hell of a night.]
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