[You know what's not cool? Gaining eight hundred pounds over night. Yeah, no. Raph wouldn't recommend it. He also wouldn't recommend waking up in the wreckage of wooden splinters that was once your bed because it collapsed under said weight. He also wouldn't recommend waking up a giant lizard that looks all too familiar, scaring the crap out of
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Which means that when the bed breaks with a loud crash, he wakes up and scrambles sleepily to his feet hooves with legs that still don't work quite how he wants them to. And then catches sight of Raph.
And falls to the floor again, whimpering.
He's gotta be dreaming.]
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[Raph glances hazily around the room, completely disoriented. What the hell? When Mikey catches his attention, his head swings to the side in a way that feels like his neck's been broken, like his head's been ripped off his shoulders and sloppily reattached.]
Wuh thuh -- ?
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Raph! Donnie! Leo! Master Splinter! Someone!
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No, Mikay, 's me!
[He reaches up to touch his face. Talking feels weird, and he sounds like a damn retard.
Whatever he's turned into, it's scaring the crap out of Mikey. Sharp teeth poke his fingers, and his whole face feels foreign. That can't be good.]
Wuh's wrong wit me?
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Hey!
[But even as he shouts, the creature speaks. Don lowers his bo...]
What ... ?
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Donnie, 's me!
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Robert woke up earlier than normal - not because of all the awkwardness of the past while, but because of the loud splintering noise of wood tearing. He recognizes that sound from terrifying documentaries of forests being destroyed. It immediately gets his attention. He gets up like he's being threatened at taserpoint and scuttles into the hall.
Then there's Don. Posed with that long staff of his staring down something humongous with a distinctly theropodian look, encased in a shell so enormous that it looks like it was taken from an Archelon.
... It'd be absolutely amazing if it wasn't posed in front of his boyfriend in what is possibly the most terrifying way possible. But Robert's not entirely illogical, and that voice...]
Raphael?!
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Raph?!
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Why is this so much more terrifying the second time around?]
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Leo, the light.
[When the light is on, Don will help Mike first. He's less likely to resist and hurt someone.]
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Wuh-wuh...[Damn it! Why can't he talk right!?] Wuh'm I?
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You...look like Don when he was sick. [He manages to break his stare, to look over at Don and Mikey]
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His gaze slides to Raphael, even as he hears what Leonardo says. "Look like Don when he was sick"...? Donatello looked like this? Why? How? And why is it Raph, and not Don, that looks like it this time?]
... [Sort of awkwardly, to Raphael:] I would not suggest trying to stand in here... perhaps there is some manner of getting you outside? This house is clearly not capable of sustaining someone of your current size... [It's uncomfortable enough addressing Raph when he only looks capable of snapping him in two. Now he looks capable of snapping him in two and shredding the resulting chunks.]
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R-Raphie?
[please say yes please say yes please say yes]
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[...]
[Holy shell.]
[No wonder his brothers have been so upset about what happened, or will happen, to him.]
Raph...
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