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Every time I go to a buffet I get excited. Infinte dumplings, or samosas, or breadsticks. There's no real way to lose. Even if you catch the tummy chunders, you still got to eat a lot. That's winnage right there. The only problem with a buffet though, is by the time I've eaten so much I'm about to give birth, I think to myself "Why the hell did I pay all that money to eat here? I'm not even hungry."
I mades cookies as usual. I found out that if you make peanabutter cookies wif natural peanabutter, they shit themselves to pieces. One of my fans from Ohio gev me a bunch of cookies and fudges and chocoly peanabutter balls. I went to a cookie exchange bashery and walked home with 4 dozen more cookies. This is what I didn't need, but I digress. I done almost caught me the diabeetus.
T is for Tyranid
This summer my pal Rob and I bogspalshed a few abandoned houses in LFNY. We found many countless treasures just waiting to be looted. Its amazing the things people will just leave behind when they die. Among the greates treasures I found...
I'm very careful how I use it.
I know it's all the rage to show how open your mind is by disliking the bands that all the popular kids like, but seriously, no one listened to Throbbing Gristle when they were 7. I listened to Journey when I was 7. I still like them. Don't besmirch Journey around me, or I'll besmirch you. And then I give you a slap in the face right where all the talking comes from.
I am a barrel full of nougat.
No I amn't
Emo kid beatdowns are no laughing matter, but the skinny pants that they wear certainly are. In the event that an Emo kid does get beat down and is wearing skinny pants, you are by all means justified in laughing, but only at the skinny pants.
I like the tall blue honeys from Avatar, but they're still not as hot as Draenei womens.
I had granola raisin cereal this morning. So damned good I punched all the snow offa my driveway with one swing.
A new safety feature in 2010 car models will be a hand that pops out of the drivers seat, grabs the driver by the hair and bounces their face off of the steering wheel a couple times when they drive like they have clown syndrome.
Over and out. And now, news.
I mades cookies as usual. I found out that if you make peanabutter cookies wif natural peanabutter, they shit themselves to pieces. One of my fans from Ohio gev me a bunch of cookies and fudges and chocoly peanabutter balls. I went to a cookie exchange bashery and walked home with 4 dozen more cookies. This is what I didn't need, but I digress. I done almost caught me the diabeetus.
T is for Tyranid
This summer my pal Rob and I bogspalshed a few abandoned houses in LFNY. We found many countless treasures just waiting to be looted. Its amazing the things people will just leave behind when they die. Among the greates treasures I found...
Click to viewI'm very careful how I use it.
I know it's all the rage to show how open your mind is by disliking the bands that all the popular kids like, but seriously, no one listened to Throbbing Gristle when they were 7. I listened to Journey when I was 7. I still like them. Don't besmirch Journey around me, or I'll besmirch you. And then I give you a slap in the face right where all the talking comes from.
I am a barrel full of nougat.
No I amn't
Emo kid beatdowns are no laughing matter, but the skinny pants that they wear certainly are. In the event that an Emo kid does get beat down and is wearing skinny pants, you are by all means justified in laughing, but only at the skinny pants.
I like the tall blue honeys from Avatar, but they're still not as hot as Draenei womens.
I had granola raisin cereal this morning. So damned good I punched all the snow offa my driveway with one swing.
A new safety feature in 2010 car models will be a hand that pops out of the drivers seat, grabs the driver by the hair and bounces their face off of the steering wheel a couple times when they drive like they have clown syndrome.
Over and out. And now, news.