.14th strike. [Text]

[mean_left_hook]

Attention! This is a serious announcement

Comments

[fatherofalegend]

Of all the stupid-

And this concerns the rest of us how?

[mean_left_hook]

You are in the immediate area in which my glove was lost.

Therefore you may know something about it's questionable disappearance.

[fatherofalegend]

If by "immediate area" you mean an entire fucking city, then yes. I suppose I am.

Though why your glove--or anyone else's, for that matter--warrants yet another ridiculous post to the network is beyond me.

[mean_left_hook]

It's more warranted than half the posts on this thing.

[fatherofalegend]

A glove.

Right.

[mean_left_hook]

I need it.

[fatherofalegend]

For what?

[mean_left_hook]

LIFE.

1/3

[fatherofalegend]

Wha-

2/3

[fatherofalegend]

You've got to be- Of all the-

[fatherofalegend]

Idiot.

[mean_left_hook]

I have very specific wants and needs, that's all.

I don't call you an idiot for having certain essentials.

[fatherofalegend]

My essentials involve what is necessary for survival.

Not ridiculous, sentimental attachments to things.

[mean_left_hook]

And what are your essentials that you can look down on mine?

[fatherofalegend]

Food, water, shelter, and a worthy opponent to spar with.

Those are the only things I require.

A much shorter list than yours, I imagine.

[mean_left_hook]

Actually, mine are pretty much the same:

Food, water, training, a worthy opponent, my gloves and good hygiene.