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Dear WFAA Dallas Female News Anchors,
I'm curious... is the makeup budget so tight that they can only afford one tube of lipstick down at the station? Because you are all wearing the most GODAWFUL shade of bright red I've ever seen. It's frighteningly close to this:
GIRLS. That shade is hideously unflattering on every one of you (except Cynthia Izaguirre, who manages to rock that bright red lip without looking like a kid who got into Mommy's Halloween makeup kit.) And it's MATTE bright red! Considering the nature of your work, aren't you supposed to be somewhat aware of current trends? Do you ever watch TV? Pick up a magazine? It's called GLOSS. It's light and moisturizing and best of all, it doesn't look as though you have to apply it with a trowel!
Ladies, do yourself a favor: bring a tube from home on Monday. For your sake, and the sake of my retinas.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm curious... is the makeup budget so tight that they can only afford one tube of lipstick down at the station? Because you are all wearing the most GODAWFUL shade of bright red I've ever seen. It's frighteningly close to this:
GIRLS. That shade is hideously unflattering on every one of you (except Cynthia Izaguirre, who manages to rock that bright red lip without looking like a kid who got into Mommy's Halloween makeup kit.) And it's MATTE bright red! Considering the nature of your work, aren't you supposed to be somewhat aware of current trends? Do you ever watch TV? Pick up a magazine? It's called GLOSS. It's light and moisturizing and best of all, it doesn't look as though you have to apply it with a trowel!
Ladies, do yourself a favor: bring a tube from home on Monday. For your sake, and the sake of my retinas.
Sincerely,
Me