recipe for a delicious dish
This was dinner last night. It was awesome. You could add more veggies to this; I just used what I had on hand. Thai snake beans would be particularly tasty here, as would regular green beans :D
Thai green coconut curry with chicken and bamboo shoots1 medium onion, chopped ( Read more... )
Thai green coconut curry with chicken and bamboo shoots1 medium onion, chopped ( Read more... )
1.) All these talk show hosts request my presence. Put them in order: first choice to only if I have to...
A.) Jay Leno
B.) John Stewart
C.) Conan O'Brien
D.) Carson Daly
E.) Craig Ferguson
F.) Regis and Kelly
G.) Ryan Seacrest
2.) The latte boy brings me a drink with extra foam. I HATE FOAM! What do you do?
A.) Scoop as much foam off as you ca and hope I don't taste the difference.
B.) Go to Starbucks and get a new one.
C.) Make him go to Starbucks and get a new one.
D.) Yell at him for 20 minutes before you make him got to Starbucks on his knees to get a new one.
3.) A well known actor asks me out. I am repulsed but don't want to watch his heart break. Describe how you would break his heart for me.
4.) Four men ask me out. Which one do you say yes to for me?
A.) Elijah Wood
B.) Orlando Bloom
C.) John Krasinski
D.) Jake Gyllenhaal
5.) At the premiere of my newest movie, that is already getting Oscar buzz, I get explosive diarrhea. How do you explain my absence?
6.) How many scripts do I read in a week?
A.) 1-3: That's all you have time for.
B.) 4-7: You're getting so many offers!
C.) 8-10: When do you have time to work?!
D.) None: I read them for you, you lazy bitch.
7.) I start gaining a noticeable amount of weight. Do you tell me the truth or wait until US reports on how I'm letting myself go?
8.) Why is it that if you weigh yourself, poop, and weigh yourself again, you weigh the same no matter how big that deuce was? (get used to these questions, actresses are C.R.A.Z.Y.)
9.) My famous ex-boyfriend asks you out on a date. What do you do?
A.) Go out with him, you know I'm cool with it.
B.) Go out with him but tell me you said no.
C.) Tell him that I'm the only person you will ever need in your life.
D.) Kick him in the shins and then cut his brakeline. The cheating bastard doesn't deserve brakes....
10.) will you cook things like this for me?
That was really the point of this quiz.... :-D
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1.) B,A,E,C,D,G,F
2.) C. In the meantime, I'll offer you A while we wait and make fun of the latte boy. When he gets back, I just might make him deliver it to you on his knees.
3.) Hm. That depends. If I didn't like him because he was an ass, I would laugh in his face for a minute and then walk away. However, if we're talking about a genuinely nice guy, I would say something about how you're really busy these days, plus the whole celibacy-while-filming thing... and maybe hint that you might be a lesbian. That is SO IN these days!
4.) C, because the two of you would have adorable AND hilarious babies.
5.) I would say, "If I told you, it would ruin the surprise" and then wait... Of course the downside is that we would have to come up with something BIG once you're feeling better, but in the meantime, think of all the free publicity!
6.) D. What else am I there for?
7.) Hm. I think I would start making sure you got more fruit and veggies in your diet, suggesting we go for long walks and stuff... and once you're too tired and malnourished to chase me, I'd tell you.
8.) Ew. Seriously? Ew! Perhaps their Hope of having lost weight weighs more than the poop?
9.) C. The tabloids always find out about stuff like this. Then I would be in the tabloids (the horror!) AND have lost my friendship/job with you!
10.) Um, YES! I cook things like this for anyone who comes over and stays long enough for me to feed them dinner. Though my cooking would probably be a contributing factor to #7.
Seriously, I laughed for like, five minutes straight at this! I miss you girl!
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