this edges on TMI, but I find it funny so I'm sharing
So this is my horoscope on facebook today: "Pay close attention to a dream you keep having. It just might have the key to making your goals a reality."
So. If last night's dream is any indication, I should go meet friends at an outdoor music festival wearing no pants or panties of any kind- just a long black t-shirt, which no one seems to find at all odd- and have a total at-one-with-the-universe moment while lying on a blanket, watching a wind sock blow in the breeze, followed by almost- sex (I woke up at the pivotal moment, damn it all) with a friend on the aforementioned blanket. Which was a horrible green and red plaid.
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*Snort* Yeah, THAT'S gonna happen...
So. If last night's dream is any indication, I should go meet friends at an outdoor music festival wearing no pants or panties of any kind- just a long black t-shirt, which no one seems to find at all odd- and have a total at-one-with-the-universe moment while lying on a blanket, watching a wind sock blow in the breeze, followed by almost- sex (I woke up at the pivotal moment, damn it all) with a friend on the aforementioned blanket. Which was a horrible green and red plaid.
...
*Snort* Yeah, THAT'S gonna happen...