Ahhhhh! Make it Stop!

[meamgrimlock]

Okay - for the rest of this post to make sense, it's important that you've read the Martha Stewart Porn Riff. If you haven't, please do so at this time.

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Done? Good.

So. Martha doesn't have enough money. She's come up with a new way to increase her vast power-base. She's given her daughter, Alexis, a show - Whatever, MarthaBasically,

Comments

[kitsuneguy]

You ... are a very disturbed individual.
And that was nearly 6 years ago, yet you still can't ...

*twitch*

Who's got the Brain Bleach? And the steel-wire brush? I may need some thermite as well ...

*twitch*

[katjabee]

Yeah, there's some things your brain just can't un-see. That is one of them.

I too missed that when it was first posted. That's probably the least sexy description of sex I've ever read there. Amusing, but totally not sexy. Mostly because Martha Stewart is the opposite of sex. Though I'm sure she's a very good Dom.

[arbiter_of_cool]

You...Are...Not...Helping!! Visualizing Martha in Dom gear is NOT better than the vague idea of her naked. Gahh!

[katjabee]

What, you don't like the idea of her wearing a latex bodysuit and four-inch heels, discussing in that flat, patronizing voice the proper ways to avoid thigh chafing and to treat blisters on the balls of the feet? :-)

[kitsuneguy]

Not.

Helping.

*twitch*

[meamgrimlock]

I love my friends... :)