Fry | 001

[captyesterdayyy]

So I’m never really totally sure what I’m supposed to be doing on this sort of thing since like, I’ve never really had Mybook or FaceSpace or whatever before. My parents totally didn’t let me have a computer for like, ever because they thought I’d just end up eating it or spilling something on it or just you know, messing it up and stuff and I

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[onetwolienthree]

The delivery boy has a crush! Ha, you dog, you.

[captyesterdayyy]

Yeahhhhhh she's pretty much totally awesome. But she's always turning me down or whatever when I ask her out, so it's sort of a bummer.

[onetwolienthree]

Mmm. She is probably out of your league.

[captyesterdayyy]

Hey! What makes you say that? >:[

You don't even know her or me that well, you're just my landlord.

[onetwolienthree]

You are a delivery boy.

[captyesterdayyy]

I'm failing to see your point.

[onetwolienthree]

So is she a delivery girl? Or someone who works with trash or for charity?

[captyesterdayyy]

She works at Planet Express too, yeah.

[onetwolienthree]

...Oh. Yes. You said that, didn't you?

Still, you also said she is in charge of everything, and being in charge puts people in a higher league; trust me, I would know.

[captyesterdayyy]

... How would you know?

[onetwolienthree]

Because I am in charge of the building, of course!

[captyesterdayyy]

Right. I guess you would know then.

[onetwolienthree]

Exactly.