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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I helped thehottone see the light (8 points). Last Monday I stole chatch's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In March kawaii_rin_kun and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (688 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
meakerthanthou
That's right Eric, I ruled Iran, I bet you wish you were as cool as I am.
Gurya, you are now Muslim (clearly I didn't rule Iran as a member of any other religion).
Cat, sorry.
And you Rashmi, you is my bestest friend, but you left Eric and I to go be an evil dictator? Why?