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so i didn't go to work today. i said i was sick. not entirely untrue but whatever. it's mostly just that i can't stand a guy i work with. he's a stupid paki and i hate him! here's what happened. he asked if i wanted to go have a drink. i said sure. he seemed harmless enough. we have beers at a stupid place. basically he decides that since i'm out with him that he can start acting like a possessive boyfriend. to calm him down i tell him that i can't wait till MY BOYFRIEND comes to visit in the summer and that he'll really like him. this keeps him quiet for awhile. he still grabbed me a lot and tried to touch me anytime he could..but at least i knew that i told him where i stood. so i'm about to go home and he tells me he has to make sure i get home safe and sound(bullshit). so he comes with me all the way back to my neighborhood and follows me into the bar that krystal and maureen were at. I am excited to see my friends. we dance and there's karaoke and a bunch of crazy regulars there so it's a blast. that is until me and maureen get up onstage and mr pakistan decides to grab my wrist really hard and pull me off the stage and back to where he was sitting. he tells me that i am ignoring him. i tell him shut the fuck up basically and that "we are all friends here" and that he should stop acting like an idiot. he tells me crap like he is only happy if i am happy and that he wants to work at the deli..just me and him FOREVER! He also tells me he wants me to get my licence so when he gets his car i can drive it. whats his is mine. then he asks me if i'm going to his place or mine. i told him I was going MY house ALONE. i then carefully snuck out of the bar and went to avantis across the street. Luckily he never found me. So the moral of the story is don't be friendly to anyone from another country as they take it to mean that you are considering marriage with him and that you want to have their babies. I am going to get another job as soon as possible. in other news..krystal and i signed the lease yesterday so we are moving i next weekend. YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. GREATEST APARTMENT. Also we are now very close to the store BONZAI. WE LIKES.ME LIKES. 2 BALCONIES! PRIVATE ENTRANCE! 530 A MONTH! YIP YIPY YIPY IYPIYPYI YIPYYIYPYI! I have decided that i need some detoxification for a few weeks at least. i have been on a drinking binge for more than a week . tis bad. and i feel gross. it's mostly just that i have nothing better to do. but i am no longer going to use this as an excuse. i think i'm high on paint fumes. eck. i should get outside. it's a beautiful day and this stupid place is getting crowded.