OMG
Buddy: My sister came home from college, she was only there for like a week and she already came home. We had a cookout. I played WoW. My dad called me an asshole in front of my sisters bf, and Grandma
Meagan: Had to fucking do a carwash, and got sunburnt :( She also got into a HUUUUUUUGGGEEEEEE fight with her boyfriend. Obviously since she's a girl, she won. Her sister stayed gone all weekend, probably smoking weed and getting laid. Now she's really tired.
Jeb: Is busy smoking weed with his gay friends so he can't tell us what he did this weekend. Ohwell.
Meagan: Had to fucking do a carwash, and got sunburnt :( She also got into a HUUUUUUUGGGEEEEEE fight with her boyfriend. Obviously since she's a girl, she won. Her sister stayed gone all weekend, probably smoking weed and getting laid. Now she's really tired.
Jeb: Is busy smoking weed with his gay friends so he can't tell us what he did this weekend. Ohwell.