Stolen from a friend...
Seven Fun Holiday Activities:
1) Turn the hose on unsuspecting carolers.
2) Invite said carolers inside for figgy pudding and then start screaming "STOP THEIVES! HELP I"M BEING ROBBED!!!"
3) Put cigarette out in bell ringers collection bucket. ( I really want to do this.)
4) Beat up the next mall Santa you see. (Some jail time may be involved. Plead insanity and be out by new years! :) Extra points for dressing up as Jesus.
5) Alternate to beating up a mall Santa, women with several kids can simply exclaim "SURE Santa! You can provide for all the kids in the world except your own!! DEADBEAT!!!" If you have really cool kids they can chime in with "Why'd you leave us daddy??"
6) Also rather than beating a mall santa or making him look like a deadbeat dad you can walk behind his chair in the mall and discretly drop a XXX magazine, then pick it up and yell "What the hell is this you pervert??"
7) Go to xmas party and remind everyone of what and who they did at the last xmas party.
1) Turn the hose on unsuspecting carolers.
2) Invite said carolers inside for figgy pudding and then start screaming "STOP THEIVES! HELP I"M BEING ROBBED!!!"
3) Put cigarette out in bell ringers collection bucket. ( I really want to do this.)
4) Beat up the next mall Santa you see. (Some jail time may be involved. Plead insanity and be out by new years! :) Extra points for dressing up as Jesus.
5) Alternate to beating up a mall Santa, women with several kids can simply exclaim "SURE Santa! You can provide for all the kids in the world except your own!! DEADBEAT!!!" If you have really cool kids they can chime in with "Why'd you leave us daddy??"
6) Also rather than beating a mall santa or making him look like a deadbeat dad you can walk behind his chair in the mall and discretly drop a XXX magazine, then pick it up and yell "What the hell is this you pervert??"
7) Go to xmas party and remind everyone of what and who they did at the last xmas party.