Public Service Announcement
One of the lovely things about England is the ease with which one might be tested for STIs (barring herpes, which is weirdly hard to get tested for and which is quite prevalent here). Being tested for such things is polite. I have met people here who thinking concerns about STIs are merely the result of "brainwashing" but the majority are not such imbeciles. Thus, readers, please take this as a polite reminder to go get tested.
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N would like to point out the following:
1. We have just been tested* despite having no reason to believe anything could be amiss
2. We are both hip and hot
3. Being tested will not damage your hotness. It will, if anything, increase your hotness by showing your partners that you give a damn.
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*The nurse I spoke to made wonderful involuntary hand gestures and all mentions of lesbian sex and I wish I could have covertly videotaped this as she was otherwise quite stern and matronly and the rude hand gestures were delightfully incongrous
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N would like to point out the following:
1. We have just been tested* despite having no reason to believe anything could be amiss
2. We are both hip and hot
3. Being tested will not damage your hotness. It will, if anything, increase your hotness by showing your partners that you give a damn.
.
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*The nurse I spoke to made wonderful involuntary hand gestures and all mentions of lesbian sex and I wish I could have covertly videotaped this as she was otherwise quite stern and matronly and the rude hand gestures were delightfully incongrous