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SO:a lady goes to our neighbores house..she appears to be a hooker..our neighbor says no she cant come in..the hooker says someone is trying to kill her.

we get our neighbors dish bill and open it on accident..it is 400 dollars..apparently the guy was watching alot of porn..lol..

a few days later this guys "wife" steals his truck and wrecks it

end of story..why do i have crazy neighbors?