Ha ha ... ah... k?
So these have been making me chuckle on my f-list so I thought I'd give it a shot and...
In 2009,
me_under_glass resolves to...
Tell my family about bjds.
Lose ten abjds by March.
Give up dollfies.
Ask my boss for a winnipeg.
Take evening classes in myarmcanfly.
Pay for my dolls on time.
GIVE UP DOLLFIES? LOSE 10 ABJDS BY MARCH?!!! WTF!!
O_O
Portent of doom?
Here's my other theory. See, it goes in order:
1) I tell my family about BJDs (and how much they really cost).
2) They threaten to throw me in a loony bin unless I lose 10 ABJDs by March.
3) So I give up my dollfies. :(
4) And ask my boss for... the city? Yes. See, 'cuz she really is the 'ebil' mastermind behind the entire city power structure, and I will hold the city hostage with the Death Ray I will have built with the proceeds from selling my dollfies. The plan will backfire horribly and I will be forced to FLEE THE CITY!!
5) And move to Baltimore, where I prompty start taking classes in
myarmcanfly so that I may best learn how to talk her into letting me stay with her, since I will have no other place to go.
6) And then once I settle in... I start buying my dolls back. >3 And paying for them on time, too.
[random life edit] Oh, and by the by, EMS from Malaysia apparently means "DHL Courier", whose pick-up offices are an hour and a half by bus from my house, and 45 minutes walk to work after, in -50ºC (that's -58ºF btw) weather, and NOT 10 minutes by bus ON MY WAY to work as the Post Office pick-up is... And also, I was right in my last edit... to my Father, "Malaysia" translates as "Asia" and = "Japan". So I did not have anything coming from 'Japan' after all (so I'm not totally senile! yay!). XD
To the wise, this also means... I has another head. >3
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And damn, I just completed the last one!! XD