Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to my dear funny poofy haired korean friend, andrew
happy birthday to you!
This journal is dedicated to ANDREW JOHN PRUDENTE
(yes, that psycopathic looking korean kid whose very poofy hair that could easily hide south america, according to jeremy, but for the most part distracts and aggrivates teachers to the point where they have nervous breakdowns at the very sight of it.)
If i can remember right, i met andrew in either the first or second grade. He was a very strange kid, if you can imagine that. He was absolutly obsessed with grades and also with this contest we had within our school called the math superstars. Andrew wanted to be a math superstar soooooo bad, and for the most part he was, comming in second or third in each of the first five years of elementary school, but he wasn't satisfied. He wanted to be number one! He knew he was the best, and that the only way that someone could have beaten him was if they were to cheat, and that's exactly what they did, CHEAT! (right andrew?)
Elise Mundy was the culprit. According to andrew, she recieved extra help from her teacher on problems that she couldn't complete by herself. So incredibly unfair if you ask me. Andrew you are, and always will be, number one! Never forget that. That cheating b***h will get her just desserts.
Anyways, i was searching through google images when i saw some pics that reminded me of you:
http://www.apieceofcake.com.au/birthday/images/large/kiss_b003lg.jpg--------
yummy
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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PnNIRBjIwrUJ:http://members.asianavenue.com/AfroKorean/happynow.jpg--------
andrew wins hands down
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http://www.auto-accident-lawyers-louisiana.com/images/red_car.jpg--------
*Screech.....BOOM!*
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http://www.akak.co.uk/products/laziness.jpg--------
true dat
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well, i just wanna ask everyone to leave some comments about how awsome of a person andrew is. Tell some stories or just wish him a happy birthday, but at the very least let him know you appreciate him, cuz who really dosn't? No one that's who!
-have an awsome spring break, lorenzo
(you smell like a monkey and you look like one too)