Shop-a-holics and what not

Aug 28, 2006 10:25

Wondering round in circles, In the oh-so-wonderful MK Bromley (formally known as Mark one)I became enlightened...

The easiest way and the quickest way to find a shop assistant within a discustingly cheap fashion Store is to look at the faces of people. The person with the most bittered filled and blank expression is most likely to be a shop assistant.

I reallised this as I too started pulling this face. The expression is something that you would not fully understand untill you have worked in a store similar to MK. It tries to explain to onlookers:

> That you are bored of the mononotious rounds aroound the badly made clothes.

> You have heard all the songs that have played in the store about 1000 times in the 4 weeks of working for the company.

> These songs you hated before you started working there... Now you want to scream out in frustration each time you hear the Pussy Cat Dolls.

> You have realised the 4 pounds 85 pence and hour is not worth it and you are now looking for a new job.

> The sale racks are so stuffed with clothes that you cannot tidy it to perfection, even though the manager keeps having a go at you about it.

> You have seen about 6 thefts but you cant see the worth of catching them.

> You have been working for only 30 minutes but your already bored shitless another 3 hours to go...

On a more amusing note I have just got a phone call from work telling me that I have been put on the rota to work to day. So much for my day off.

I could have sworn I told them I cannot do over time.
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