What the...

[me_harrypotter]

My goodness, what am I doing here??

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[erendis]

Hello.

What are you? You're a bit big for a hobbit.

I'm Erendis. Interested in a job as a trained assassin?

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[me_harrypotter]

Hullo

I'm Harry Potter. I'm a boy.

Um...sure. I guess. I still can't figure out where I am though.....I'm guessing this isn't the wizard world?

[erendis]

Nope. You're in Middle-earth now. We have wizards, but, uh, they may not be what you're used to. They forge Sporks of Power, and stuff.

Ah, I was just asking because I sort of need to castrate this fucker who stole my daughter's kidney and I might need some help. It'll be really fun!

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[me_harrypotter]

Hm...Middle Earth? I seem to remember a book about a place like that in Dudley's spare room...never read it though, the idoit bloke.

So that's where I am eh?

*scream*

Now that that's out of my system, It'd be lovely to have a friend or two in this place. Just as long as I don't get incarcerated..

[erendis]

They're good books. Talk to jrrtolkien about them.

Yayayay. I usually, um, don't like men, but you're too confused to be anything like my sheep-fucking husband, and I like you.

I don't think we incarcerate people a lot here. I mean, we've had cases of cannibalism, arson, statutory rape, incest...we're pretty tolerant here.