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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April dearzelos_gtfo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to willcute4jewels in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (298 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely,
me_fuckyeah
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I punched marezydoats in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I pulled 2nd_slinger's hair (-5 points). In October I broke inwolfclothing's X-Box (-12 points). In May on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (633 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
dearsheena_no
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, coughmeupinside (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for athousandandnun (10 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I pushed never_giveyouup in the mud (-17 points). Last week I gave tea_bagging a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5018 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
faildad
I find it hilarious, that of all my characters thus, Kratos is the naughty one.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I donated bone marrow to danceallknight in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I pushed 2nd_slinger in the mud (-17 points). In September I turned willcute4jewels in for eating carbs (3 points). In August esp_not_pms and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I bought porn for moobsareatrap (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
theyesguy
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I stole crowdedinhere's purse (-30 points). In August I put money in youwillbemist's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In January tea_bagging and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (694 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
studiesdrama