My JoBros Manifesto (Or How My Brain Doesn't Compute The Concept Of Shame Anymore)
Road To Perdition
A few weeks ago, I told my ever so patient coffeecocktails how I reallyreallyreally wanted to make a giant post about my hilariously untimely obsession with the Jonas Brothers, but that I wasn't going to do that because: a. I felt guilty and embarrassed enough for talking her ear off about them (repeatedly; ugh.) and b. I didn't want to single-handedly alienate my entire f-list. HA.
However, since that embarrassment has now been long squashed *lol* by brilliant insanities (such as fics in which Nick is in love with his android brother Joe ), and because - thanks to LJ sabotaging my sparse entries - I don't have much of a f-list to alienate anymore, hahaha, THIS IS THAT POST.
(And yes, I've actually considered making it a private post just to have my own favourite JoBros media all in one place, but I figured a combination of pretty brothers acting (and often dressing) like schoolgirls + the underrated wonder that is Kevin Jonas - oh, how have I seen the error of my ways! - wouldn't hurt anyone, so.)
Finally, because, for the first time in my serial shipper history, lol, we're going to be talking about a RPSlashcest pairing, *facepalm* I feel like I should preface the following by saying that no, I'm not literally a tinhat. I don't actually believe there's anything more between Nick & Joe Jonas than heart-warming, brotherly love; maybe a deeper connection than your average brotherly dynamic, due to Joe pretty much saving Nick's life at least twice (to my knowledge)...
(FFW to 0:50)
Article.
But brotherly love nonetheless.
That said, I find it fun to pretend otherwise, because, let's face it, this is the epitome of the love that dare not speak its name and it makes my angst-loving, masochist shippy heart grow three sizes in my chest; and, if I'm going to be completely honest about this, I'm more unperturbed by the (im)possibility of Joick being brother boyfriends than I care to admit. There I said it.
A Million (And Counting) Reasons Why I Let The JoBros Take Over My Life
♫ JONAS. Because it's like slutty little Glee had sex with Community and Ally McBeal. And then JONAS was born and Glee doesn’t know who the father is. x'D I’m talking about the delirious delight that is ♥ Season 1 ♥, though, since Season 2 (a.k.a. Jonas L.A.) left a lot to be desired in the cracktastic charm department, what with its boring, 90210 setting and toned-down!Kevin and uninspired plotlines. And Nick's acting possibly getting even worse.
♫ Joe Jonas being man enough to go Single Lady on you(tube).
♫ The video for When You Look Me In The Eyes (okay, the song, too, to be embarrassingly honest.).
Yes, yes, tour documentary-like videos are so unoriginal it’s not even funny (too bad I’m such a sucker for them, ahem…), and they even accidentally plagiarised BSB at the 0:20 mark with this one, hahaha, but I completely adore it! Especially: Joe & Nick 1. frolicking in the snow, 2. bobbing their ridiculous, cute, little heads in the backseat of the car, 3. looking into each other’s eyes while singing, 4. doing their trademark flips, 5. taking pictures of one another with vintage cameras, and 6. being all domestic on the bed; not to mention Joe looking utterly squishable @ 3:20 + jumping into the tourbus bunk where Nick obviously awaits xD + dropping to his knees on the piano opposite Nick (GUUUH), which is made worse by that also being my favourite part of the entire song. UM, I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT WYLMITE, OKAY.
♫ "I LOVE YOUR FACE." (@ 0:18)
I rest my case.
♫ They’ve accomplished what I thought was an impossible goal: making me like tight pants.
Or headbands.
Or jorts.
Or bikes with freaking handlebar streamers outside the context of a F.R.I.E.N.D.S. episode.
(THEY'RE SO LIFELIKE, AREN'T THEY. ='D)
♫ Joick go on ice cream dates.
And ping-pong dates.
And bicycle dates. Where they conveniently ignore their baby brother Frankie and I approve. xD KIDDING.
And romantic-strolling-on-the-beach dates.
And 1950s-themed diner dates.
And role-playing-as-stock-brokers dates.
And amusement park dates.
And... you get the picture.
♫ It's quite unfair how good short legs, thick thighs and girly bubble-butts can look on a guy. I'd be jealous if I weren't too busy UNFing.
♫ Joseph Adam Jonas being the most adorable accidental hipster you'll ever know.
♫ He's also a lollipop-sucking little fiend...
...who can't be a ginormous cocktease and expect me not to be a perv about it. Honestly.
♫ Kevin:Ignored™
♫ Kevin period, really.
♫ If my brother looked at me like this... well, let's just say it's a good thing I'm an only child. *adjusts pitchfork prongs against her side*
♫ Joe's adorkable grin...
...and pout.
♫ They almost make me want to get into sports.
♫ They have the cutest wonky little legs in showbiz.
♫ Joe consolidated my recently developed, Max Adler-induced arm kink.
♫ An intentionally cracky song like Scandinavia makes me cry (the slow version) if I listen to it while reading Joick epically angsty fanfic. WTFIML.
♫ For all its flaws, JONAS L.A. gave me Critical. And Critical screams Joick to me. ♥ (Even though if I hear the lyrics you're the air I breathe in another song I'll scream, and even though, yes, I actually ship Joe/Stella on the show.)
♫ Freud ships Joick, too. True story. (@ 0:59)
♫ Joe & Nick are burnin' up for you each other, baby.
♫ I'd like to introduce Joe Jonas: Human Koala.
♫ MOAR EPIC HUGGAGE.
TBC, I'm afraid. ^^" (Coming up next: .giffing it up a storm!)
A few weeks ago, I told my ever so patient coffeecocktails how I reallyreallyreally wanted to make a giant post about my hilariously untimely obsession with the Jonas Brothers, but that I wasn't going to do that because: a. I felt guilty and embarrassed enough for talking her ear off about them (repeatedly; ugh.) and b. I didn't want to single-handedly alienate my entire f-list. HA.
However, since that embarrassment has now been long squashed *lol* by brilliant insanities (such as fics in which Nick is in love with his android brother Joe ), and because - thanks to LJ sabotaging my sparse entries - I don't have much of a f-list to alienate anymore, hahaha, THIS IS THAT POST.
(And yes, I've actually considered making it a private post just to have my own favourite JoBros media all in one place, but I figured a combination of pretty brothers acting (and often dressing) like schoolgirls + the underrated wonder that is Kevin Jonas - oh, how have I seen the error of my ways! - wouldn't hurt anyone, so.)
Finally, because, for the first time in my serial shipper history, lol, we're going to be talking about a RPSlashcest pairing, *facepalm* I feel like I should preface the following by saying that no, I'm not literally a tinhat. I don't actually believe there's anything more between Nick & Joe Jonas than heart-warming, brotherly love; maybe a deeper connection than your average brotherly dynamic, due to Joe pretty much saving Nick's life at least twice (to my knowledge)...
(FFW to 0:50)
Click to view
Article.
But brotherly love nonetheless.
That said, I find it fun to pretend otherwise, because, let's face it, this is the epitome of the love that dare not speak its name and it makes my angst-loving, masochist shippy heart grow three sizes in my chest; and, if I'm going to be completely honest about this, I'm more unperturbed by the (im)possibility of Joick being brother boyfriends than I care to admit. There I said it.
A Million (And Counting) Reasons Why I Let The JoBros Take Over My Life
♫ JONAS. Because it's like slutty little Glee had sex with Community and Ally McBeal. And then JONAS was born and Glee doesn’t know who the father is. x'D I’m talking about the delirious delight that is ♥ Season 1 ♥, though, since Season 2 (a.k.a. Jonas L.A.) left a lot to be desired in the cracktastic charm department, what with its boring, 90210 setting and toned-down!Kevin and uninspired plotlines. And Nick's acting possibly getting even worse.
♫ Joe Jonas being man enough to go Single Lady on you(tube).
♫ The video for When You Look Me In The Eyes (okay, the song, too, to be embarrassingly honest.).
Yes, yes, tour documentary-like videos are so unoriginal it’s not even funny (too bad I’m such a sucker for them, ahem…), and they even accidentally plagiarised BSB at the 0:20 mark with this one, hahaha, but I completely adore it! Especially: Joe & Nick 1. frolicking in the snow, 2. bobbing their ridiculous, cute, little heads in the backseat of the car, 3. looking into each other’s eyes while singing, 4. doing their trademark flips, 5. taking pictures of one another with vintage cameras, and 6. being all domestic on the bed; not to mention Joe looking utterly squishable @ 3:20 + jumping into the tourbus bunk where Nick obviously awaits xD + dropping to his knees on the piano opposite Nick (GUUUH), which is made worse by that also being my favourite part of the entire song. UM, I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT WYLMITE, OKAY.
♫ "I LOVE YOUR FACE." (@ 0:18)
I rest my case.
♫ They’ve accomplished what I thought was an impossible goal: making me like tight pants.
Or headbands.
Or jorts.
Or bikes with freaking handlebar streamers outside the context of a F.R.I.E.N.D.S. episode.
(THEY'RE SO LIFELIKE, AREN'T THEY. ='D)
♫ Joick go on ice cream dates.
And ping-pong dates.
And bicycle dates. Where they conveniently ignore their baby brother Frankie and I approve. xD KIDDING.
And romantic-strolling-on-the-beach dates.
And 1950s-themed diner dates.
And role-playing-as-stock-brokers dates.
And amusement park dates.
And... you get the picture.
♫ It's quite unfair how good short legs, thick thighs and girly bubble-butts can look on a guy. I'd be jealous if I weren't too busy UNFing.
♫ Joseph Adam Jonas being the most adorable accidental hipster you'll ever know.
♫ He's also a lollipop-sucking little fiend...
...who can't be a ginormous cocktease and expect me not to be a perv about it. Honestly.
♫ Kevin:Ignored™
♫ Kevin period, really.
♫ If my brother looked at me like this... well, let's just say it's a good thing I'm an only child. *adjusts pitchfork prongs against her side*
♫ Joe's adorkable grin...
...and pout.
♫ They almost make me want to get into sports.
♫ They have the cutest wonky little legs in showbiz.
♫ Joe consolidated my recently developed, Max Adler-induced arm kink.
♫ An intentionally cracky song like Scandinavia makes me cry (the slow version) if I listen to it while reading Joick epically angsty fanfic. WTFIML.
♫ For all its flaws, JONAS L.A. gave me Critical. And Critical screams Joick to me. ♥ (Even though if I hear the lyrics you're the air I breathe in another song I'll scream, and even though, yes, I actually ship Joe/Stella on the show.)
♫ Freud ships Joick, too. True story. (@ 0:59)
♫ Joe & Nick are burnin' up for you each other, baby.
♫ I'd like to introduce Joe Jonas: Human Koala.
♫ MOAR EPIC HUGGAGE.
TBC, I'm afraid. ^^" (Coming up next: .giffing it up a storm!)