I cried: ask why. then go beat "why" up. I asked you to help: Help. I died from natural causes: go beat them up too I said I liked you: Hm. Dunno. I kissed you: look at the calendar and see if it's Saturday. Can't have the others getting jealous, can I? I started smoking: Slap you twice I stole something: Was it mine? No? Well, posession is 9/10 of the law I was hospitalized: come visit I ran away from home: take your computer I got in a fight and you were there: join in I got pregnent: megaslap you. I got dumped: see "I cried: " I pissed you off: get over it
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: I met you in song. You rock. Eyes: can't remember what color they are :-( Face: i remember what color that is! Hair: makes your face look pretty or some other complimentary phrase Clothes: when have I ever cared? Voice: again, met you during a song. Humor: you make me laugh, and that's good. Choice of music: La Vie Boheme Mannerisms: well, on Saturdays i like them. The other days of the week, not so much Family: I remember Pops Body: boobs. Friends: We rock. Decisions: They're yours. Why should you care what other people think of them?
Would You...
Be my friend: yes Tell me the truth no matter what: no. I never girls if they look bad. Lie to make me feel better: Yes. Spread rumors about me: No. Keep a secret if I told you one: sure Loan me some cash: if i had some Hold my hand: sure Take a bullet for me: let's hope I never have to. Keep in touch: I try. Try and solve my problems: yes
these questions omitted because I'm me
Beat me up: no Get me drunk so you could have sex with me: HELL YES Stab me: if you gotta be cut up, i have the knife.
I asked you to help: Help.
I died from natural causes: go beat them up too
I said I liked you: Hm. Dunno.
I kissed you: look at the calendar and see if it's Saturday. Can't have the others getting jealous, can I?
I started smoking: Slap you twice
I stole something: Was it mine? No? Well, posession is 9/10 of the law
I was hospitalized: come visit
I ran away from home: take your computer
I got in a fight and you were there: join in
I got pregnent: megaslap you.
I got dumped: see "I cried: "
I pissed you off: get over it
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: I met you in song. You rock.
Eyes: can't remember what color they are :-(
Face: i remember what color that is!
Hair: makes your face look pretty or some other complimentary phrase
Clothes: when have I ever cared?
Voice: again, met you during a song.
Humor: you make me laugh, and that's good.
Choice of music: La Vie Boheme
Mannerisms: well, on Saturdays i like them. The other days of the week, not so much
Family: I remember Pops
Body: boobs.
Friends: We rock.
Decisions: They're yours. Why should you care what other people think of them?
Would You...
Be my friend: yes
Tell me the truth no matter what: no. I never girls if they look bad.
Lie to make me feel better: Yes.
Spread rumors about me: No.
Keep a secret if I told you one: sure
Loan me some cash: if i had some
Hold my hand: sure
Take a bullet for me: let's hope I never have to.
Keep in touch: I try.
Try and solve my problems: yes
these questions omitted because I'm me
Beat me up: no
Get me drunk so you could have sex with me: HELL YES
Stab me: if you gotta be cut up, i have the knife.
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